I found this quote and loved it:
“Between what I think I want to say, what I believe I’m saying, what I say, what you want to hear, what you believe you understand, and what you understood, there are at least nine possibilities for misunderstanding.”
-Francois Garagnon

Hmmm, this is very suspicious. A profundity from a Frenchman; can this be? (What part of Frenchman don’t you understand?)
what, I don’t understand what you mean?