STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING!!!
DROP EVERYTHING YOU WERE WORKING ON!!!
PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM JAIL!!!
Find the nearest T.V. and turn to a 24-hour news station (CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc.) to find around the clock- 24 hour a day coverage of Paris Hilton’s release from jail! That’s right my friends – you heard it here – PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM JAIL!!
Now I have to start the whole day over again and plan accordingly. All of my pre-planned tasks will need to be altered; my relationships with God, family, and friends – forever changed. My hopes, dreams, and aspirations for myself, my children…all shifting on the shaky sand that is the reality of my world as it comes to grips with the latest and most urgent of world reports: PARIS HILTON IS OUT OF JAIL!! God help us. (I grew up in a very non-sarcastic family…he he he)