Posted by: sambarrington | November 2, 2007

I’m Quitting the New York City Marathon

Well…I was going to run the New York City Marathon but I heard they are trying to ban the use of music(ipods, headphones, MP3 players, etc.).  I’m taking a stand RIGHT NOW!!  I will not let this injustice go on.  I hereby officially withdrawal from the race.  I WILL NOT be running in the 2007 New York City Marathon.  Thank you.  Tell all of your friends. :-)


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  1. “I hereby officially withdrawal?”

    Dude, you are officially crackling me up!

    LOL

  2. You go, Sam. I’m sure your brave, heroic stand will make those unjust punks behind this “marathon” take notice.

  3. I think you should reconsider, Sam. I think they have you specifically in mind; your individual safety and victory. I mean, you’ll be in the lead, right? How will you hear anyone coming up behind you if you’re wearing headphones? How will you know you need to kick it up notch?

  4. You may scoff at the prospect of Sam ever competing in the New York Marathon, but I have it on good authority that he has perfected the Rosie Ruiz strategy for competing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Ruiz

  5. How did their motivate this ban?) Dope?)))

  6. Hey, it looks like Katy Holmes don’t care at all about the rules!

    http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2007-11/33643655.jpg


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