Last night my eight year old, Caleb, was pretty much irritating everyone in the family.  Small stuff.  Pestering, making noise, etc.  Finally my wife, Kelly, had enough.  She began, “Caleb…you’re annoying everyone.  You are going from person to person trying to annoy them…”  Without missing a beat Caleb smirked and said, “I was trying for two at a time.” 

I got in trouble for laughing.