On Saturday at 11:00 a.m. the REEF is going to hand out these “Winter-Survival Kits” to unsuspecting people on the South Side of South Bend with “no strings attached.” I really like these kits – Kleenex, hot chocolate, chap stick, cough drops, hand warmers, etc. VERY COOL!! Join us at 11:00 a.m. to hand them out. Guaranteed to be fast and fun!!!
Archive for January 17, 2008
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If ever there was any doubt that I am A WHITE MAN (and I know some of you were beginning to wonder) … I can definitely prove it now! At this moment I am ‘GHOST white.’ I have been painting some office spaces in the church building with my paint sprayer (yes…enclosed spaces with a paint sprayer…I’m a genius). Right now, I have white primer all over me. Seriously, with the exception of where my breathing mask rests on my face, everything else is primed white…eyelids, cheeks, forehead, eyelashes, etc.…how in the world am I going to get this off?!?!
Here is another tip (in regards to dealing with my many weaknesses…although I’m only going to share this one): If you ever hear me say in regards to a construction/home project/etc. that it will only take “such-and-such” time – you should roll your eyes (even violently if necessary) …let out a “ppfffftttt” from your lips as if to laugh off my estimate…and go ask someone else who really knows. BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A CLUE!
I’m an idiot. And I’m high. I need some munchies. Jennae Gee just ran to Chick-Fil-A for me…I love flying cows… (what?)
