Archive for January 25, 2008
O.K. Jennae Gee brought this in today for some sort of decoration. Does this scare anyone else?!?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS THING?!! I’m going to have nightmares tonight for sure. Note to self: Don’t let my kids go into Jennae’s office (or maybe that was her idea all along).
Speaking of Jennae’s office…I also found this just sitting in front of her computer on the desk. Are these half eaten pizza crusts!!!? What kind of joint are we running around here? 
This is where you should be thinking to yourself: “Note to self: never work with Sam. If I leave my office for a moment he will take pictures of my office and post them on his blog for the world to see…not cool dude!“
Truth be told- Jennae can pretty much do whatever she wants. We would shut down in about two days if she decided to leave. Oh yea…she’s that good!
Don’t you hate when your hands are dirty so you go into the bathroom to wash them and then as you are all lathered up and washing your hands it dawns on you that you also have to pee. I hate that!
Just another deep thought from Sam I Am
Advice for all would-be-sale-persons:
If you call my office and ask me to consider your product/services because it will save me money and my first response is, “I’m not interested.“ If you follow that with a, “so…you’re not interested in saving any money?” You are 100% guaranteed never to get my business…
further…
you will most likely get a sarcastic response of, “Yes, that’s right. I’m not interested in saving any money. In fact, I’m interested in blowing as much of it as I can on ridiculous products and absurd services and driving myself into such levels of debt and bankruptcy that I will probably end up on psychotic medications and living in a van down by the river!!! Don’t call me again. Jesus still loves you, even though at the moment, I don’t.“
