To the Dude that Smokes and Works out at the Gym With Me,
I’m glad to see you are at the gym working out. Seriously…great job! I always want to support anyone who summons the fortitude to actually go to the gym and workout…BUT…
If you walk in after smoking a cigarette, you are killing everyone around you. Seriously, dude. It is hard enough working out as it is let alone having to do it while feeling like I’m sucking on a previously smoked cigarette. This isn’t about the fact that you smoke. Hey…it isn’t good for you…but…you already know that. This isn’t about Jesus loving you less because you smoke because he doesn’t. This is purely about not wanting to run next to an ashtray.
So please…grab an Altoid…change the clothes…something…but your killing me on the treadmill next to you…it is one powerful scent!
Your fellow gym-goer
P.S. This same principle applies to farts as well…good grief man…just run to the bathroom