(spoiler alert)

Biggest Loser Highlights:

• Hey Michelle (pink team), I like Jillian, but her counseling advise that your mother found another man, left your father, split up your family, and didn’t speak to you for six years…IS NOT THE BEST GIFT SHE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU!!  What the crap kind of message was that?!
• Average for weight loss in 2nd week is 2%.  Hard week to lose.  That is why on week two of diets I like to eat a lot of pizza to make myself feel better.
• I sure like that Yellow Team.  (Jerry & Colleen)
• I would NOT play the percentage game for $10,000…too much risk.  (didn’t pay off )
• OK…”slip in slide” producing too much crackage (if you know what I mean )
• Ed & Heba’s (orange team) stock in my mind just went up big time!  Giving up a phone call to Amy & Phil (red team).  Classy.
• Rocco’s recipes looked pretty good.  Winner of groceries for a year – Amy (purple team).
• Last chance workout…stop whining and start working out people!!  [sniff...sniff...] I’m sensing a major breakthrough with Colleen and Jillian…[sniff...sniff...]
• Phil (red team) looks like Tenacious D.
• Isaac’s commentary about Ed being weighed on the scale, “His nipples distract me.”
• L.T. (grey team) – dude…gained 3 pounds!!  Wow.
• Bottom two – grey & yellow teams.
• Oh dude…orange team voted against grey team.  What is up with that?!
• Grey team is going home!!  Yellow survived.
• Favorite quote – “I gained three pounds.  I came to a fat loss show and gained three pounds!  Would you be mad if you went to like a makeover show and they made you uglier.” – L.T.
• Grey team…follow-up pictures…looks good.