EXCITEMENT METER RISING!!
Sunday will be a first for us!! Get ready!! You won’t want to miss it!! You will want to invite everyone you know!!! WE begin a brand new message series entitled Beautiful. And…it will be delivered by my wife, Kelly.
If you were here in June you might remember the message series I presented during our UFC series (we talked about male spirituality [including the distribution of bratwursts] and what it means to be a husband and father). It was unapologetically directed towards men.
We wanted to do the same thing but unapologetically directed towards women. When we thought through it, we thought it would be best delivered, and best heard, if it were coming from a woman. PLUS if my wife has any gift (and she has many), discernment, wisdom, and listening are her gifts. She has served as a counselor to many women over the past 13 years and has much to share that can save many a women from MAJOR LIFE disasters and mistakes (I’m not kidding about this). And yes…we’ve heard them all!
So, Kelly and I will both be on stage sitting in stools and I will lob questions at Kelly in regards to a host of issues that specifically deal with what women are dealing with (e.g., who they are in Christ and why that changes everything in regards to relationships, what kind of guy to marry, what to do to ensure your children grow up with a solid foundation in Jesus, what to do if you are in a crappy marriage, how to be an incredible wife, red flags in your relationships that should give you pause, how to stop making stupid decisions while experiencing “love blindness“, etc.).
Dudes…you should be there too. Here is why:
- When your butt gets dumped you’ll know why.
- If you are interested in a beautiful women, you’ll know what to look for, and once found, how to treat her.
- If you are married, you need to understand the deepest longings and identities of the women you are committed to.
- If you have a daughter, you are vital in insuring she grows up to see herself as God sees her.
- If you have a son, you are shaping in him how he will treat a woman…and if that future woman happens to be my daughter, he better know how to treat her, or he will get his butt dumped…and then I’ll kill him
just saying…
It is going to be great!
So…if you single ladies (why do I hear “all the single ladies throw your hand in the air…“) want to hear how to get a ridiculously handsome, charming, intelligent, amazingly strong, spiritual, and somewhat balding husband like Kelly
– see you Sunday 9:30 or 11:30 a.m.
NEXT TWO WEEKS…HERE AT THE LIVING STONES CHURCH… BEAUTIFUL… BROUGHT TO YOU BY KELLY BARRINGTON!


That’s illegal.
I’m telling!
By: david on November 13, 2009
at 1:53 pm
We’re excited — it’s gonna be awesome!
By: Kneip on November 13, 2009
at 4:04 pm
there will still be the cages fences and “eye of the Tiger”music, right?
By: latenitemike on November 13, 2009
at 4:25 pm
I’m not kidding as I just finished reading latenitemike’s comment, “eye of the tiger,” came on Bernie Mac. CRAZY!
All I was gonna say is, can you let the girl’s know that it is ok to be single…that they don’t have to be with anyone…Singleness can also be a gift!
Thanks!!!
By: Tikkri Knarr on November 14, 2009
at 1:56 am
Testify girlfriend.
By: Voice in the Wilderness on November 14, 2009
at 8:23 pm