Kelly leaves this afternoon to go to Chicago for the weekend with my little sister. Alexandria is in St. Louis with my in-laws. That means this weekend it is just the boys - Me, Isaac, and Caleb hanging out WITHOUT the ladies. It means:
- No reason to put the toilet seat down.
- Pants and shirts are optional.
- Hunks of cheese sitting on end tables is a legitimate decoration piece (and functional).
- Scratching when it itches is a legitimate reason.
- Pizza is a standard appetizer.
- If it can be grilled, it will be.
- Contests that include bodily gas will be played.
- The pyramid food chart will be switched with products from Frito Lay.
- The smell of corn chips will either be from literal corn chips, or body odor.
- Feats of strength contests to see who gets to hold the remote control.
- Lifetime, OWN, and QVC will be blocked from cable menu.
- Unmade beds will be a new eccentric decor look (same with clothes on floor and towels thrown in heaps).
- Dishes that need to be washed will be replaced by disposable items.
- Bacon will be considered a “fruit” and “vegetable.”
- Only movies with explosions and shootings will be permitted.
