What ESTJ’s Think About All Day

This post was inspired by Elizabeth Esther who wrote on her blog what ENFPs think about all day.  You can find her list here.  Very funny.

1. How am I not in charge of this?
2. How do I become in charge of this?
3. I’ve just decided I’m in charge of this.
4. If you didn’t want me to solve it, why did you tell me about it?
5. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
6. I’m trying to listen.  But you said something that made me think of something so I should probably tell you what it is because it will help this conversation.
7. Because that is the way things work!
8. It’s just a little conflict – why are you so upset?
9. I love lists!
10. I’m going to run for office.
11. You’re not going to cry are you?
12. We can do this!!!!
13. It’s called a turn-signal – use it!
14. Why do you keep asking me, “do you like it?”  If I don’t like it – I’ll tell you.
15. It is possible that I might be a super-hero.
16. When do you think the President of the United States is going to call to ask my advice?  Maybe I should BE the President of the United States.
17. I bet everyone is glad I showed up to this party.
18. How am I feeling?  Rational.  Please don’t ask me that question again.
19. Why would they not write that down?
20. I can’t wait to write more New Year’s Resolutions
21. I have logically calculated what would be worth going to jail for.
22. You hurting my daughter is in that calculation.
23. What do you mean you don’t organize your socks by size, color, and thickness?
24. I would delegate that but don’t we want it done right?
25. You call it pugnacious, I call it being thorough.
26. Oh…I’m sorry…now man up!
27. It’s due on the 1st of the month, why is that so complicated to understand?
28. You call that a poem?!  It didn’t even rhyme!
29. There’s no such thing as a sixth sense!
30. No, I asked “what did he say”, not “what you feel” he said.
31. Dear God please don’t let them try to hug me.
32. I have a rash.  I think it is an allergic reaction to this chaos.
33. What do you mean you disagree with my systems and beliefs?  Are you suffering from insanity?
34. Robert’s Rules of Order!!!!
35. No, we can’t stop to go to the bathroom.  I’m trying to beat my time.
36. You call that art?  A monkey can paint that.
37. What do you mean you can’t see it?  How do you not see it?!
38. Can I be the mayor, the superintendent of schools, and on the city council at the same time?
39. When you say “emotional sensitivity” you mean what, exactly?
40. I should probably rescue this social situation with my wit and winsome personality.
41. Sex is awesome.  Especially when it is goal-oriented.  What do you mean you want to cuddle after?  What for?
42. I love legal pads and office supplies.
43. Why would I order something new when I know I like this?
44. I have an opinion about this.  I bet everyone can’t wait to hear it.
45. I love meetings!  What?  I’m not leading the meeting?  I hate meetings.
46. What do you mean you don’t have a plan?  ”Winging it” is not a plan!
47. I just sent you an e-mail copy of the schedule for our super fun family vacation.
48. What do you mean winning isn’t everything?