Favorite Holipedia Question Thus Far

Posted: June 30, 2009 in Living Stones Church, Preaching

We are underway of receiving questions for our Holipedia message series (beginning July 12th) that you might have in regards to Jesus, Bible, Christianity, Faith, etc.  You can submit them to contact@living-stones-church.org

My favorite question thus far was submitted on Sunday.

For 2000 years the church has had important issues that called for the most brilliant minds, the most intellectual thinkers, and the most spiritual of advisers to gather together to debate and discuss.  I can historically think through such councils, conferences and congresses that have been assembled to adjudicate matters and implications of our faith.

Sunday I received one of those historically important questions:

“Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it?” – Kenny Boyce

Brilliant.  Leave it to doctoral level thinkers in philosophy to stump the best and brightest.

To the Word I go…to find the answer to the possible “Burrito Heresy.” 🙂

  1. Doug says:

    That would be really cool if it wasn’t already, you know, as common as the “make a stone so big that he can’t lift it” gag.


  2. Kneip says:

    Does it depend on how sensitive God’s taste buds are?
    And do we want an infinitely-sensitively-taste-budded God, or a hard-core, I-can-eat-anything God?

    Or does God like his burritos with ranch (a la Hacienda)?

  3. The Bishop says:

    As you contemplate, remember: Ockham’s razor.

  4. Voice in the Wilderness says:


    I love Ockham’s Razor…I didn’t know you were into Irish music.

  5. The Bishop says:

    I’ve always gotten a smooth shave with Ockham’s Razor.

  6. Dana says:

    God has a microwave?

  7. alex says:

    No microwave, he uses his God mind powers to heat it.

  8. Jack Handy says:

    If God dwells inside us
    Like some people say
    I hope he likes enchilladas
    ‘Cause that’s what he’s getting.

  9. LateniteMike says:

    Through the cheeks,
    around the gum’s,
    look out stomach,
    here it comes…….

    Some like it hot ,
    some like it cold,
    God invented habinaro peppers,
    and insane-o Hot sauce ,
    to eat all day loooooooooooong…..

    pass the pitchers of water please…

  10. LateniteMike says:

    wow, people really need lives around here?????

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  11. Kenny says:

    Hey Sam, I missed this! I can’t take the credit for this question. It comes from that great sage they call “Homer Simpson”. Believe it or not, I actually did lead a very serious discussion on this questions in one of my TA sections 🙂

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