Reinstituting Letters of Excommunication

Posted: November 4, 2011 in Uncategorized

I drafted a letter to be sent out to Living Stoners who don’t show up to church.  The elders shot it down.  pfft.  They are clearly doctrinally weak. 🙂

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Comments
  1. Jim says:

    I got a letter like that once. I think God disagreed with it.

  2. the other ed says:

    Apprently, this Pastor Shade (if that is his real name…sounds too hip) has a finger on the pulse of God.
    I am just happy that there is one among us who can discern the real Christians from the posers.
    On a sidenote, shouldn’t there be a show on TV about a rogue minister who fights crime and excommunicates…with extreme prejudice…it could be called “Pastor Shade”

  3. Sister says:

    HOLY…….!

  4. K. Rex Butts says:

    And I’m just sure the wandering flock will return to the fold after receiving that letter. If only…

  5. Curt says:

    How about a good stoning, that’s biblical too.

  6. Pastor Shadey says:

    Brethren,
    Ye must flee the devil and attend church every week, lest I excommunicate thee in Christian love. Also, please do not use the songbooks as a fan, or hit babies with them.

    Turn or burn,
    Pastor Shade(y)

  7. Lori says:

    I love that!!!!! I can’t imagine why your church leaders would not like it 😛

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