Does Anyone Care About the Groping

Posted: November 9, 2011 in Politics
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Herman Cain has been accused by several women of groping them.  And yet, his poll numbers and campaign contributions have risen since these stories surfaced.  I find that fascinating and it leads me to wonder if the reasons behind it are any of the following:

  • After what everyone goes through at airport security and the TSA we no longer consider groping to be that big of a deal.
  • We have grown suspicious of women who out of no where shows up on the scene when fame and notoriety are possibilities.
  • Gloria Allred is now involved. *increase cynicism and media circus*
  • No one knows how to adjudicate a “he said” / “she said” situation so we just ignore it in exasperation.
  • The economy is so bad that if a candidate can get us out of this crisis, we don’t care if he groped a few women 15 years ago.
We were talking about it at lunch and I joked that I wonder what would happen to this story if Herman Cain would have responded to these allegations with:  “H*#% yes I groped her!  15 years ago she was hot.  So, I saw something I wanted,  I went for it, and I took a chance.  And that’s the same kind of go-get-em leadership you can expect from Herman Cain in the White House!”
This blog post was not brought to you by the committee to elect Herman Cain.
Don’t worry, I’m not making Public Relations business cards just yet.
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Comments
  1. the other ed says:

    With that last paragraph, you just wrote the Christmas video…

  2. eB says:

    “Women have a special feeling, though. They got extra fatal lady shimmer, of no maximum strength.”

    (you’re welcome)

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